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  • Mon, Aug 10 2009 20:48

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     chat up lines...... go !

  • Wed, Sep 2 2009 19:30 In reply to

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    Want to go for a riade in my big green tractor

    GET R DONE

  • Sun, Sep 6 2009 20:44 In reply to

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    im keen for it , if your up to the job!

  • Sun, Sep 6 2009 21:47 In reply to

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    pasty girl:

    im keen for it , if your up to the job!

         yeah whatever wimp lol,     whenever i was working away up country i always use to play the lost non local card, ended up being invited on a pub crawl with local maids lol
    live it love it!!

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    canadean farm hand:

    Want to go for a riade in my big green tractor

    Just told my other half i drove a Deere, nuf said!!

  • Mon, Sep 7 2009 19:30 In reply to

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    jimc1390:

    pasty girl:

    im keen for it , if your up to the job!

         yeah whatever wimp lol,     whenever i was working away up country i always use to play the lost non local card, ended up being invited on a pub crawl with local maids lol

    call me a wimp?? haha we both know im not wimp

  • Tue, Sep 8 2009 23:05 In reply to

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     I never get that far bit like Raj in the Big Bang Theory though I then when I get nervous I babble then reallise I'm babbling but can't stop.

    Sam

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

  • Wed, Sep 9 2009 2:06 In reply to

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    Every girl needs a a bit of farmer in her

     

    wont repeat the reste but you probubley get the jist.

    GET R DONE

  • Thu, Sep 10 2009 17:48 In reply to

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    "You're not bad for a fat lass."

    Take the dough and stay real jiggy.
    Uh-huh.

  • Thu, Sep 10 2009 20:00 In reply to

    • sjk
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     Did that really work on your wife?

    Sam

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    Groucho Marx

  • Thu, Sep 10 2009 21:09 In reply to

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    I'm going out to celebrate my birthday.  Are you coming?

    Read my blog called View from the Other Side of the Fence

  • Thu, Sep 10 2009 21:19 In reply to

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    have i come across your face before?

  • Sun, Sep 13 2009 21:08 In reply to

    • ali maxxum
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    I've been ploughing all day, but I can drill on into the night.

    Sorry for the filth there!

    Alastair

  • Sun, Sep 13 2009 21:50 In reply to

    • rossymons
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    charlesa:
    have i come across your face before?

     Thats a quality one there - student night tomorrow night. I shall report back with my findings

  • Sun, Sep 13 2009 22:03 In reply to

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    in cornwall that would not meet such objection i dont think lol
    live it love it!!

  • Mon, Sep 14 2009 8:43 In reply to

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    Hehe.

    I think the one that worked on my wife was something like "more vodka?"

    Take the dough and stay real jiggy.
    Uh-huh.

  • Mon, Sep 14 2009 20:06 In reply to

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    An old pal of mine years ago used to say to the Girls : Hello Dear hows your Sex life up and down or just need improving.They used to giggle like hell but I never had the gall to say it to any young Ladies.

  • Mon, Sep 14 2009 21:02 In reply to

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     couldnt explain that one a lil more could you.... my mate and i kinda understand it... but dont no the wording?

  • Mon, Sep 14 2009 22:39 In reply to

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    "are these portaloos unisex, cos I can think of something we can do"

  • Tue, Sep 15 2009 7:59 In reply to

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    I think you should try it out for yourself and see what happens ! ! !

  • Tue, Sep 15 2009 13:16 In reply to

    • charliemoo
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    basically look at any young farmers shirts from the agm, royal welsh show etc..... all the chat up lines you could ever want!!!

    Charlie

  • Tue, Sep 15 2009 17:02 In reply to

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     I wouldn't have the gut to say it but have heard one "Do you live on a chicken farm" "Because you certainly know how to wake cocks up"

    Sam

    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    Groucho Marx

  • Tue, Jan 5 2010 16:50 In reply to

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    ha i like it

  • Thu, Jan 7 2010 15:28 In reply to

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    ive got a big green tractor, 5 farms and alota money 2 go with it! =]
    Stephen s.

  • Sat, Jan 16 2010 20:19 In reply to

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    Have you heard the old one.....How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

    To which the girl replied " unfertilized "

    West is Best !
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