Back by popular demand is the caption competition. There's a £20 cash prize up for grabs for the person who submits the finest caption: (please ignore the watermark across the picture)

At the monthly meeting for blondes the next wag is selected.

Presently Mr Blanc is not happy with his and is seeking a more tried and tested combo.

 Market staff watch demo of new grazing system designed to cut grass poaching... 

Well Jethro; farm based collection centre sales have certainly  made a difference to us. "How do you now like working for the Mid-Wales cattle market heritage centre".

 "We caught them as they were trying to leg it to a more livestock friendly country."

 Daisy realised she had been herded in to the wrong screen which was showing the horror The Sale Ring and not the Sound of Moosic

 John realised he should have gone to Specsavers when he brought these little pigs at market.

I don't fancy yours Fred.

So you’re off to the Isle of Wight for your holidays, Fred.  Where’re you going?

Yeah, baby Simon’s OK, but I wish he wouldn’t keep writing his name all over our clothes

Calf:  "I don't like the way the younger one is looking at you mum".

 "i know they are trying to cut our transport costs in these times of recession, but this is ridiculous......

by the way, dibs on the big one"

Pamplona's a lot tamer than it used to be

 Calf to cow: "what do you mean, he forgot the passports - can't we leg it without them?"

"D'you know Dad, I can't figure out why the government can make passport controls work for cattle but not for people."

 "your tag's not down, you're not coming in!"

sjk:

John realised he should have gone to Specsavers when he brought these little pigs at market.

Here's our winner of this caption competition. Well done sjk. I'll put another one up shortly...