Hey, I'm just tellin you what the powers that be are sayin. It's not the size of the city thats the problem, it's finding a venue that will have us, let us do what we want and at the right price. They have looked pretty much everywhere, even Jersey, which could host us oddly enough, but travel could be a problem! Bournmouth was the next best option as I understand it, but they weren't too keen because of the Tourquay scare stories. Gods waiting room see? Old people don't like the... erm... what ever it is we do that is sooooo bad. But I do agree on your blunt Blackpool point.
"Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals." (Sir Winston Churchill)