If Ford's are Found On Rubbish Dump, and Fiat't are Farts In A Tin, then what does Massey Fergusson, John Deere etc stand for ???

MF stands for  made abroad by stupid stupid edjits and yetis found east of russia, ggermany  ,oh i give up.

According to my mate who's had the deere injection John Deere stands for-

Just off home now, done everything, enjoy relaxing evening.

 

I guess they're tractor parts...hmmmnn what you think guys?

Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily. New Holland: Newly Extended Warranty Hopefully Out-Lasts Loosely Assembled Nut Disasters. Fiat: Fix It Again Tomorrow (or Found In A Tip). Fendt: Flipping Electrics Not Doing Things. Case: Carelessly Assembled, Stupidly Engineered. JCB: Jumbled Construction Bits. Valtra: Very Advanced Little Tractors Readily Available. AGCO: A Great Company, Obviously.

Kubota:      Kills underground botulism over the airwaves. 

 I thought JD stood for Juice Drinker or Just Dump it

Kubota: Keep Urgently Broadcasting Orange Tractor Alert.

Claas: Combines Lose Attraction After Summer. (I'm quite proud of that one!!)

Land Rover =

Land

Agents

Never

Drive

Rusty

Old

Vans

Except

Reluctantly

i always thort Fiat stood for Fix It Again Tommorow

MF;  Massif Fergie

Fendt.

Field extremities now drawn together.