It was said that "Pigs would fly if America would elect an African-American President". He was elected and on the 100th day the swine flu. 

Groan!

 I liked Obama's one about H clinton giving him a huge hug and lots of kisses when she got back from Mexico and told him it was lovely and should go himself

Is this swine flu as bad as a real dose of Man Flu?

We seem to have forgotten about bird flew........

On todays Free Market Fairy Tales site

I don't know if this is just a coincidence but...

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds around the globe

It gets worse... next year is, 2010 is ...Chinese year of the Cock. So what could possibly go wrong?

Errrr maybe McDonalds will close its stores in China because they invented the zodiac. Or maybe people will boycott KFC because they found out that their chickens contain Salmonella. hehe

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/658.html

Probably a good idea to get a malaria jab if your off to the Congo, for most of the other vaccines treat with caution. [Unless you want American drug companies getting richer by making you ill].

swine flu is a bit a pig to get rid of the only thing you can get for it is some oinkment