I collect bargains.
Later, I find out that they are not.
Mind you, to be fair to myself. On Saturday last, I bought a brand new, perfectly fitting Brook Tavener Sports Jacket from an antique shop in Malvern for £29. Yes. It was brand new. Pockets sewn up, spare buttons in a little plastic bag in the inner pocket. All labels still attached.
A few minutes later I saw exactly the same jacket in Brays Department Store opposite the antique shop for £218.
Now that's a bargain!