I, have just created my profile on muddy matches

and bugger me... its filled with rather, ahem, beautiful young ladies....just so, everyone knows..

i'm sure there's some nice fellas on there, for you ladies, but im afarid i didnt really look that way... although, im on there, so, you know....

but, no, tis quite a good little place, and would encourage anyone to get on it, tis quite good to see more info about people than the profiles on here....

i'm not quite that desperate yet,

since you're bragging about it, how many women ? 1

 its not a desperate thing...im out every night with one girl or another, but if a good oppotunity arises to meet new vwomen, especially those of  country background, then why not....

and, many

tractordriver99:

...im out every night with one girl or another,

lovely archie , sound like a right slag!

 not a slag.... just sociable

.... so y do u never socialise with men !

 coz im not gay

i have my friends...

lol but u geet sex every night

lol all those women on the go every night, cost you an packet or two, don't worry we girls won't cost you an package ,oophs packet.

 woah woah woah.... its not everyyyy night

sometimes i work till very late, or go to the pub....

 only the ones i take out occationly cost me a drink or ticket to one thing or another.... so your fairly cheap are you fatso ?

sorry, i hate calling you that, may i have your name please?

 hmm.... so... katie...

hmmm, i think pasty would have fit if she knew you and i was........

 oo, what are we then katie, huh ?

and im sure you could beat up ol' emma 

 I don't know whats more entertaining this thread or Foxer

archie i dnt want u sorry ... :)

 The Fw forum is turning in to Emmerdale. Archie you'll have to watch it your character I believe just got bumped off by one of his wives

 dont give emma ideas !

but now, if i dont come back from the agm... i either got arrested, drunk and ended up somewhere random... or she killed me.

haha ur making me out to be some crazy physco! is killing alowwed at agm ? cos i no so many things r banned lol

 i now have witness's if i dont come back !

and whats been banned... im doing it anyway !

 well least we're not talking about urine and what not.... less kinky here

am at falkirk college in scotland doing advanced welding homping 2 go do sum agri engineering after it