I would like to apply for the position of “Reindeer”. I know I is a little small, white and woolly, but if rudolf is anything to go by, you like something a little different. I run fast, cos I have been after me ewes for a while now, and I is finding that I have more time on me hands!
Your Ram (aka Ramdolph!)
ps: some type of pressie for me farmer would be nice, cos he’s had a tough year all in all!