Gaffes and bloomers by
the dozen from
Calves can be bred for their livers
which make a nice starter.
My dad has one open day a year when
the public come on to the farm
and hes nice to them.
For many years, inheritance tax
was a real headache for Estate
owners when they died.
Enlargement of the European
Union could lead to a fall in wheat prices as
the former Communist countries could get big yields.
They are similar to Lincolnshire.
Staff can be motivated by giving them a loyalty
bonus after 15 years, assuming they havent resigned
by that time.
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