21 June 2002

Gaffes and bloomers by

the dozen from

blooming youth

Calves can be bred for their livers

which make a nice starter.

My dad has one open day a year when

the public come on to the farm

and hes nice to them.

For many years, inheritance tax

was a real headache for Estate

owners when they died.

Enlargement of the European

Union could lead to a fall in wheat prices as

the former Communist countries could get big yields.

They are similar to Lincolnshire.

Staff can be motivated by giving them a loyalty

bonus after 15 years, assuming they havent resigned

by that time.

Are you a teacher or a lecturer who has been left perplexed or amused by a sentiment such as these? If so, wed love to hear about it. Dont worry, you can remain anonymous – all we want are the words of wisdom. £10 awaits. Email: tim.relf@rbi.co.uk