7 September 2001

More daft slips of the student pen

They are enough to make teachers cry but we hope

these student howlers will make readers chuckle

"Drainage problems can arise with sceptic tanks."

"The herringbone parlour got its name because of fish."

"When it comes to choosing a sheepdog, you cant beat a border collie, although ours isnt much good at home."

"Farmers can add value by putting up the prices in their farmshop."

"The manager took out a contract on the silaging team."