As the faded glory that is Big Brother plays itself out on our screens again I couldn’t help but notice the housemates latest antics are poultry related. 

This week housemates are being forced to live in a coop for a week, dressed in a chicken costume, consuming only ‘chicken feed’ (read ‘sweet popcorn’) and even to incubate an egg.

I can’t link to the picture or Channel 5, OK! and the Daily Mail would hunt me down and burn me at the stake but you can find them here and here.

If I was a representative of the chickens of the UK I’d be calling my lawyers and filing a case for slander.