Who says England isn’t an egg adoring country?

 duck

Well not the FF for one, but it seems Brits agree, with a poll run by The Sun and Enjoy England voting “The World Egg Throwing Championship” as England’s quirkiest event.

How does that mean that eggs are loved? Well anyone that loads eggs into a medieval trebuchet and then fires it at themselves must love eggs. And anyone that loves anyone that loves to do that also must love eggs.

Phew…I’m tired.

Anyway the egg lovers didn’t get this title easily, they had to beat out The Dorset Knob Tossers and The World’s Greatest Liar Competition.