Caption competition – win £20!

If you can think of a witty caption to go with this picture then you could win a lucky £20!

chicken crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Click here to submit your caption …

Entries that cut the mustard will be displayed below:

Sunny delight leaks into nearby chicken rearing unit.

Hasn’t Prescott embaressed himself enough lately?

“I’ll cycle tomorrow,” thinks chicken

Was he really going to cross the road or was it an Orpington Bluff?

Henman was trying something different at Wimbledon this year

Not a Rhode Island Red, more of a Peckham Yellow

“I swear my Golden Ticket said ‘Big Broiler House'”

“You know what it’s like – you get dressed in the morning when it’s dark … “

“I thought city birds wore suits … “

‘Dress Down Friday’ was getting out off hand

I bet it does double yokers

“My wife said she wanted ‘Chicken Tonight’!”

RPA staff hide identity whilst on the streets

“‘Ere Daphne, I thought this was supposed to be a pelican crossing … ?”

Scientists today were one step closer to answering the age old question: “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”

It’s good to see that there are more free range chickens around these days.

“I’ve heard so much about it. I just had to take this coach tour to Kiev…”

Genetically modified chicken cuts road miles for deliveries to KFC

“I entered the London Marathon like this, and then the zip got stuck …”

Spot the RPA employee

Last month’s winner:

Congratulations to Graham Tibbot for his winning entry:

Tony finds the secret behind Prescott’s immense pulling power

tony blair with tractor

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