SMASH FLIES WITH A SWATTER…
SMASH FLIES WITH A SWATTER…
DIARIST Judith Morrow wrote that one of her New Year Resolutions would be to eliminate flies from her kitchen – Ive written this little poem which might be of help to her!
Some advice for Judith Morrow, who has
trouble with the flies,
Why not buy a plastic swatter and just catch
them by surprise,
Flies can see a teacloth coming, from a million
miles away,
Which allows them to escape and fight to plague
another day!
Also swatters are much kinder to the worlds
environment
Than chemical concoctions, on which hard cash
is often spent,
And electrical contraptions, which these days
in shops you see,
Apart from costing money, arent everyones
cup of tea!
So go on Judith – buy one, and try a swatter
for yourself,
Always keep it somewhere handy, not obscured
upon a shelf!
Youll find it quite successful to eliminate your
menace,
Who knows – it could inspire you, to take up
the game of tennis!
Muriel Moore,
Lovacott Green Farm, Newton Tracey, N. Devon.