The Danish Blue, a breed of cattle?
25 May 2001
The Danish Blue, a breed of cattle?
They are enough to make a teacher cry but we hope
these student howlers will make readers chuckle
Q: Name a breed of upland sheep.
A: The Norfolk Broad.
Q: Name a breed of Continental cattle.
A: The Danish Blue.
"A row of 20-foot poplars can break wind for up to 100 metres."
"We use the raddle so we can tell when the ram hashad his leg over."
"A good sheep dog is essential when moving sheep. It gives the handler something more intelligent to shout at."
• Are you a teacher or lecturer who has been left
perplexed or amused by a sentiment such as these?
If so, wed love to hear about it. Dont worry, you can
remain anonymous – all we want are the words of
wisdom. £10 awaits. email: tim.relf@rbi.co.uk
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