Blend it like Lineker

The Forager was pleased to hear Walkers’ announcement that it would only be flavouring its crisps with real British ingredients.

However, he wonders how said flavour is procured from the free-range Devon chicken the firm now uses. Although top-class crisp salesman Gary Lineker’s adverts hint at a traditional, pastoral process, the Forager can’t help but feel it involves a blender.