hedgecutting work© Tim Scrivener
It takes a lot to upset neighbour Robert’s enjoyment of his pickled eggs in the Jolly Flowerpots. Each egg is lovingly chosen from a huge jar bearing the legend “By Appointment to the King” and then lowered carefully into a bag of cheese and onion crisps. It is then devoured with an almost messianic fervour. So when Robert suddenly, mid-chomp, exclaimed “Mmmph mmmph mmmph mmmphener’s mmmph?” I had to sit up and take notice. See also: The ingredients that make a […]
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