3 August 2001

Go on, youve really got to have a laugh

They are enough to make

teachers cry but we hope

these student howlers will

make readers chuckle

"The farm workshop is one of the most important buildings on the farm. It is where machines go after students have broken them."

"In order to prevent sheep from straying, strong faeces should be

maintained all around the farm."

"The Caterpillar Tractor Company is the worlds leading manufacturer of tracked vehicles and bull dosers."

"A sow record card shows you if she was bored or AId."

"A Textile is an example of a long wool breed."