27 July 2001

He opens his mouth and puts his foot in it…

They are enough to make teachers and lecturers cry but

we hope these student howlers will make readers chuckle

"Barley is mostly grown in East Anglia by barley barons who hate sheep."

"Keeping birds out of grain stores improves wheat. The best way of keeping birds out is by shooting them before they get in."

Q: What is the TBC count of milk measured in?

A: "Blue warning notices from the milk processor."

Q: What does the pH scale quantify?

A: "The different colours of good and bad silage."

Q: Name a type of worm that afflicts sheep

A: "Foot rot."