British pig farmers are calling for pork to be named the official food of Valentine's Day after Argentina's president dubbed it 'better than Viagra'.
Ms Cristina Fernandez claimed at a recent conference that "it is much more gratifying to eat some grilled pork than to take Viagra", leading pig producers to give her a prestigious 'Banger Award'.
The Award, given in recognition of services to pork and sausages, is the highest accolade pig farmers have to offer. Previous winners include Sir Terry Wogan, Chris Evans, Phil Tufnell, and Christine Hamilton.
BPEX chairman Stewart Houston commented: "We've sent Ms Fernandez a letter to ask her to meet with us and accept one of our prestigious Banger Awards. We have known how tasty pork is and want to thank Ms Fernandez for sharing the love."
If you want to cook up a romantic pork dish this Valentine's Day for your loved one and test Ms Fernandez theory, here are two suggested recipes:





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