If
current TV shows are anything to go by, you could be forgiven for thinking that Essex has little more to offer than beauty salons, bad nightclubs and perma-tanned celebrity wannabes. Not so.
For starters, the county is gearing up to pick its
Village of the Year and Best Kept Village competition.
The contest is described as a "showcase for the best in rural community life", and each village is judged on their performance in four key areas: Community, Business, Sustainability and Communications.
However, in truth I like to think that they pick it on the basis of how many Morris dancers live in close proximity to chocolate box-style thatched cottages - like this lovely shot taken in the village of Wendons Ambo in north-west Essex.

Another major event in Essex's calendar this week is the
Essex Schools Food and Farming Day at Writtle College. Lectures and seminars have been cancelled for the day (poor students) to allow 3,000 primary schoolchildren from all over Essex get a better understanding of the food chain and the role played by farming in the county.
The event has got the thumbs up from big names including Jamie Oliver, Adam Henson and Ray and Jayne Brabban - winners of the BBC 2 series
A Farmer's Life for Me. Oh and Farmers Weekly of course.
And if that little lot wasn't enough, Essex Young Farmers are still hard at work packing up the County Show, which took place in Chelmsford yesterday. Here's shot from the ring:
Perhaps someone needs to pitch a new series to the big bosses at ITV2 - The Only Way is (Rural) Essex. Less tanning, more lambing.
(Picture copyright: Brian Harris/Rex Features)