Opinion: Who said subsidies would go straight after Brexit?
Another typical Tuesday evening in the Jolly Flowerpots was drawing to a close. Behind the bar, Emily was working out the tab, under a hail of unhelpful heckling. Neighbour Robert had enjoyed his pickled egg in a bag of crisps, but had somehow bashed the back of his hand on the bar and was mopping up a warfarin-induced gore-fest. I had just had my third and final warning from Landlady Jo for overstepping the bounds of good taste and decency. […]