Farmer Focus: Accident sees me promoted to lambing shepherd

Two days before the start of lambing our shepherd got thrown from her horse; yes, I know, blimmin’ horses.
Once again it has been invaluable for Jayne and me to be trained first-responders. With fantastic help from the ambulance crew – and a free ride in a big red helicopter – Laura was whisked away to be put back together again as good as new.
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That left the topic of lambing and with everyone else around here shrugging their shoulders, it was decided that I would be promoted to lambing shepherd for what was already planned to be our last lambing.
It would appear that my farming career has gone full circle, and I have actually enjoyed it, but I am under enormous time pressure as we cope being one person down.
I decided that our Kawasaki Mule (farm buggy) and a bike trailer would be the “Lambulance” as it is quicker and more nimble than the Utes that shepherds have used previously.
They had the advantage of a Heading Dog (New Zealand breed of working dog). I no longer have a good lambing dog, so I purchased two new shepherd’s crooks and am regularly seen bailing out of the Mule and running after a ewe with a crook in each hand, resembling an agrarian Edward Scissorhands.
My fitness over the last month has improved significantly and I am quite chuffed at the results in the flock.
But our real problem has been that by the time I do a lambing beat in the morning and late afternoon, I get limited time for spraying, cultivating or other stock work.
Thankfully, we had a couple of weeks of school holidays and keen lads were put to task.
We are also in the midst of delivering wheat and fortunately we have a very good relationship with our feed mill customer who have allowed me to deliver at night.
So, I have dinner at home, then head away six nights a week and deliver a load.
Sometimes these things just come along and I reckon the trick is to just roll with it, but there is no doubt, our last lambing has been memorable.