Howlers to make you groan

12 October 2001




Howlers to make you groan

The academic year has

just started. Well heres

how not to do it! These

are blunders by college

students and school kids

"A constipated calf should be dosed with Castrol oil."

"The wires of a tractor dynamo are raped in insulting material."

"I would serve my heifers in the back end."

"Pigeons can be a pest on rape. The best way to get rid of them is to scare them into a neighbours field."

"Farmers are not experienced in diversification because theyve never done it."

"The farm was 300 acres which in hectares is 300."

"The depreciation on a tractor is 10% a year. The depreciation on a combine is less because it is bigger. Small items dont depreciate although they may get broken in which case the depreciation is bigger than on either a combine or a tractor."

"The bull which had been out with the cows had locomotive problems."

"The gesticulation period of a cow is 365 days."

"PTO is an abbreviation for Power TO."


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