Student howlers always good for a chuckle…
Student howlers always good for a chuckle…
They are enough to make a teacher cry but we hope
these student howlers will make readers chuckle
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: "When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow."
Q: Who did not welcome the return of the prodigal son?
A: "The fatted calf."
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: "Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar."
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: "Keep it in the cow."
Q: How is water made safe to drink?
A: "Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists."
Q: How is dew formed?
A: "The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire."
Q: What is rhubarb?
A: "A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
• Are you a teacher or lecturer who has been left perplexed or amused by a sentiment such as these. If so, wed love to hear about it. Dont worry, you can remain anonymous – all we want are the words of wisdom. £10 awaits. email: tim.relf@rbi.co.uk